Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom This is the first book by Celia Rivenbark that I have read and I am now a fan! I was raised in the South by a Southern mother and every single story in this collection brings up memories. You will laugh out loud and may even walk away with a new expression or two. I’m waiting for “We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier” to arrive so I can devour those stories as well. In the meantime, take off your ankle bracelet or people will think you’re easy!!! :
Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you’ll discover:
* How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
* Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don’t hate them because they’re beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them)
* EBay addiction and why -It ain’t worth having if it ain’t on eBay- (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson’s face in your grits?)
* Why today’s children’s clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
* And so much more!
Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom
- You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning
- We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle
- Not Tonight, Honey: Wait ‘Til I’m A Size 6
- I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl
- Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits
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